You never know what form the deep seating words locked in the recesses of our complex little electrically excitable neurons that transmit information will come up with when push comes to shove as it occasionally does. Well I found out recently when I had just such an encounter that I will sometimes surprise myself and those around me.
While visiting the county court house in Carlinville to deal with some property tax issues I nonchalantly emptied the contents of my pockets into the little basket held by the officer on duty before I entered the security x-ray scanner. To my surprised chagrins a pocket knife which I use for opening boxes at the studio fell from my fingers into the basket. I looked down at the knife and then up at the officer who was staring intently into my eyes and all I could think of saying was “Don’t taze me bro!” The officer though clearly not amused at my request simply told me to pick it up on my way out.
Out of all the things I could have said why were the words spoken by that college protester months ago as he was halled off to the pokey the only words that came to mind in that uncomfortable situation. Who knows?
I left the court house that morning wondering what words of wisdom might fall from my lips if I were to encounter a real life threatening situation. “Bond, James Bond”, “I’m going to make him and offer he can’t refuse” “Go ahead make my day” “May the force be with you” “Are you talking to me?” “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” What ever they might be let’s just hope for her sake that Elayne is not with me if it happens.
Clearly if I’m caught off guard I can’t be trusted to say the right thing at just the right moment. So if you ever startle me in the studio and I look up and say something like “ I’ll get you, my pretty and your little dog too’’ don’t be surprised or worry too much because it won’t effect my photography. Just ask the girls, it’s just the way things are around here.
And just a reminder that our 2008 Guys and Dolls Fashion show/fundraiser is this Sunday at 2:00 at Edwardsville HS. We got some free press from the Edwardsville Intelligencer with a nice write up so we hope it helps to bring some folks out for a very worry cause. I'm not sure how long they will leave the link up on their website but here it is if you haven't seen it.
http://www.goedwardsville.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19318219&BRD=2291&PAG=461&dept_id=473648&rfi=6
I'm looking forward to seeing many of you our friends there to help us support MADD.
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